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In the beginning (of NIMBY!) God spoke to us directly, in the form of an advice column. Godís own children, through us, would ask God their deepest, most sensitive questions about His own universe. What they learned is that God is one testy, unpredictable bastard. Then, some time around NIMBY #6 we fell out of Godís grace and he spake to us no more, for reasons our sinful flesh may never know. Nevertheless, be warned that God is one pissy deity. And He loves NOFX. Read on!

Chapter I: In which God reveals his wisdom on life, death and stupid hippies...

Chapter II: In which God's wrath is exercised on the sins of the young and SUV owners...

Chapter III: In which God clarifies his views on politics and Darwinism...

Chapter IV: In which God waxes poetic and axes the hardcore scene...

Chapter V: In which God smites silly rabbits and wicked harlots...